Two amateur archaeologists traveling along a perilous stretch of South American coast find themselves drunk & bothered by threats of kidnapping, ritual sacrifice and a looming pisco hangover.
Love & Guano: the Pisco Diaries
Category: South America
A Barfly of Bonaire
Buenos Del Mar
The Real Housewives and Retired Generals of Lima
Everything that rises must converge. Issy has another Near Life Experience while brushing up against the rich and fabulous in the Peruvian countryside.
A Bubbly Remedy for Equatorial Malaise
Vic is fevered & delusional in the Galapagos as he contemplates his devolution back into the sea.
Watermelon Poison: drinking fire water in Bogota
The notorious first meeting of Izzy Badger and Captain Dick occurs under the watchful eye of Vic Neverman and Colombia’s finest bargain spirit.
Devil’s Breath & Angelita de Bocagrande
No one should wander the streets of Cartagena after midnight, but when Captain Dick is body-snatched someone has to search for him
In the casinos of the Bocagrande district.
Cusco, Peru: Eating Out in Gringo’s Alley
In an alleyway high in the Andes Mountains, worlds collide and a brief exchange of unintended words create a lightning strike of hilarity.
Blood, Wine & the Body-Snatchers of Cartagena
Captain Dick has gone missing! Isy Badger and Vic contemplate Dick’s demise from a wine bar in the Old City of Cartagena.
Amazon River Blues: Blessed Damnation
Karma Café is a Euro-trash hippie joint with hypnotic cocktails, framed portraits of large-breasted mermaids with anaconda tails, a television airing delayed soccer matches, ceiling fans circulating the sweet scent of sweat-opium-patchouli and a food menu catering to those on the Ayahuasca diet. Of their cocktails, I recommend Peru’s national drink, the Pisco Sour.