Where to find Uncharted Dives?
Florida – a peninsular state dangling off the right side of America.
New York City – f.k.a. New Amsterdam, this town is a pretty big deal with walled streets, centralized parks and subterranean ways.
Oregon – located between San Francisco and Seattle, this state is named after a popular 1980s computer game.
Texas – formerly known as the Republic of Texas, currently known for brisket and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Laos – the land of a million elephants.
Mexico – precursor to New Mexico, where Tex-Mex food is served without the Tex.
Colombia – where Pablo Escobar keeps his hippos
Australia – a land locked country in the middle of Europe with kangaroos and shit. Wait, maybe no.
Philippines – fragmented islands of the lost continent of Mu.
Bahamas – fragmented island of the lost continent of Atlantis
California – agricultural land known for soy beans and grapes
Iceland – greener than Greenland, but not as icy
Peru – llamas everywhere; “llama” is spanish for dreadlocked camel
South Korea – fashion capital of Asia