Bar of the Gods

“I am a great friend of chaos. It’s all we have. This whole concept of being able to manage life…. life is risk, life is chance, life is being open to chance. The best things in my life, and probably in anybody’s life, comes out of being open to being blown off course.”

~Tilda Swinton

Ho-Ho-Ho & a Bottle of Rum

Santa was a chimney sweep and a pirate! He’d case the joint by day then rob the rich by night. The rich would wake the next morning to realize they were robbed. The only clue was lumps of coal left in the fireplace. Meanwhile, orphans would find their stinky stockings stuffed with pirate booty thanks to the jolliest Roger, the dreaded pirate White Beard, Old St Nick!