Contributors

Izzy Badger

King of the war dial, inventor of fetching jingles, Izzy’s a part time policy pro and full-time idler able to chew whole packs of big red in a single bound.

Wara

 Mixed metaphor virtuoso turned Hollywood billboard designer. Next generation quantum leap, Macgyver, dread pirate Roberts, and skeletor, with a twist of graffiti.

Penny Rainmaker

Penny Rainmaker hales form the region of New York commonly referenced as “upstate”. A healthcare professional aspiring to enter literally any other field, she can memorize song lyrics from the radio after a single listen. This auditory memory is most present in a moving vehicle and thereby inconvenient as she identifies as a visual learner.

Victor Ulysses Neverman

Lost in a jungle, a city, or a massive parking lot, one would count themselves lucky to run into Vic Neverman, not because he could get them out, necessarily, but because he would join the campaign with an ardent zeal only to be found in the ranks of the brilliant, the benevolent, and the mad.  The renowned adventurer, often garbed in his iconic linens, is rumored to be the inspiration for multiple animated series on major networks.  His training in the paranormal, his bolstered tolerance for mescal, and a mind which weighs unproven hypothesis equal with conventional wisdom makes one thankful he’s taken to writing his happenings down. Spend a full season together and still ask oneself: who is vic neverman?

Wara, Chief Engineer for Uncharted Dives

Guest Contributors

Long Tong

renown for his scullery work, Long Tong has spent a few winters studying the mating rituals of mid western Americans. famously smiling with unwidened eyes like you are sharing a spliff, LT is sure to recommend the correct club to approach the green with, the proper knot to mend your net, or the best stretch he himself likely skipped. He hails from the limits of his last purchased sandals, buying from Taiwan or Turkey when it is buying local.

Wara, Los Angeles Correspondent for Uncharted Dives