BREAKING NEWS
Wilkes-Barre, PA – Residents take to the blizzard-frozen streets in protest after controversy in the defeat of a local champion during annual Thanksgiving Day hobby-horse races. In what is being called the “Wishbone-Gate Scandal”, two out-of-town grifters are wanted for questioning.
Within some families, going out drinking includes some level of making a spectacle of oneself. Many of these families are concentrated in the greater Boston area.
Thanksgiving weekend is still America’s most expensive weekend to fly, and for good reason. Thank you President Lincoln for keeping the date a Thursday. Another feather for your top hat.
There’s a famous Chinese proverb, “nothing eases the pain of heart break like shooting assault rifles with new friends who might be in a cult or are actually knife salesmen”.
Vic tests this wisdom with his old friend, Issy Badger. The two visit a famous dive bar from the film Blue Velvet, and turn Thanksgiving weekend into a screwball affair that would make Dennis Hopper proud.
Uncharted Dives 