Where to find Uncharted Dives?
Florida – a peninsular state dangling off the right side of America.
Cuba – a future island suburb of Florida. Hence all the cars.
New York City – f.k.a. New Amsterdam, this town is a pretty big deal with walled streets, centralized parks and subterranean ways.
Oregon – f.k.a Little Beirut, or worse. Located between San Francisco and Seattle, this state is named after a popular 1980s computer game.
Texas – formerly known as the Republic of Texas, currently known for brisket and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Laos – the land of a million elephants. Isy should know. He lived there. And apparently did it wrongly. Seeing no elephants.
Mexico – precursor to New Mexico, where Tex-Mex food is served without the Tex.
Colombia – where Pablo Escobar keeps (some of) his hippos
Cambodia – like Colombia, but with less hippos
Australia – a land locked country in the middle of Europe with kangaroos and shit. Wait, maybe no.
Philippines – fragmented islands of the lost continent of Mu.
Bahamas – fragmented island of the lost continent of Atlantis
Greece – home of the toga party
Israel – not less complicated than you’d think
California – agricultural land known for soy beans and grapes
Iceland – greener than Greenland, but not as icy
Thailand – hotter than Greenland, but not as icy
Indonesia – the “Islands of India”!
Turkey – the crossroads of civilization
Morocco – Often called “Daytona Beach of the East Atlantic”
Peru – llamas everywhere; “llama” is spanish for dreadlocked camel
Vietnam – home of more American bastards than anywhere west of America!
South Korea – fashion capital of Asia and host of the Ben Johnson Olympics.
North Carolina – called “The Top Bunk of the Carolinas” by pre-Colombian peoples.
Uncharted Dives 